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Sir, one more outburst, I will strangle you with my microphone wire. You understand me?
Adam Sandler as Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer (1998)
Photograph by Steve Wall.
Anonymous asked
what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?
Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity
“I was always ashamed to take. So I gave. It was not a virtue. It was a disguise.”
— Anaïs Nin, The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4: 1944-1947
Things’s you’ll get used to thinking as a Cashier/Retail worked
- What a bitch
- Fuck this person
- Fuck
- Fuck me
- Fuck this
- Why am I here?
- The human race disappoints me
- Please shower.
- Ew.
- Is this your idea of presentable?
- Stop flirting….Please stop flirting…PLEASE.
- I’m old enough to be your grandchild.
- What time is it?….Fuck.
- I’m in literal hell right now.
- How are people this dumb?
- We really need to put up arrows that guide customers to the bathroom.
- How does a human like you even exist? How do you function in the real world?
- Banana’s = 4011
- I. DON’T. CONTROL. THE. PRICES. OF. THE. STORE.
people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season"
i’ve studied the titty
what you learn?
it’s good
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matns
Russian bros fucking DECIMATE children’s duck ride wreaking path of destruction towards camera man
i can’t understand a single word in this post
am I doing this right
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That actually happened
